.................with apologies to Alistair Cook

Friday, 11 July 2008

Forget those corporate disclaimers...

...which are probably a waste of time anyway and must have consumed gazillions of trees as they're printed out on those endless chains of replies, despite that Nirvana-like promise oh, so many years ago, of the "paperless office". Just use this one which I find funny:

"This message is provided 'AS IS' without warranty of any kind, either expressed or implied, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of accuracy, correct grammar and spelling, lack of vulgarity or adult themes, correct references, absence of viruses and/or viral memes, originality, or fitness for any particular purpose."