.................with apologies to Alistair Cook

Friday, 3 October 2008

A post turtle :)

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, a doctor
struck up a conversation. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin.

The old rancher said, "Well, you know, Palin is a post turtle.'"

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, "What's a post
turtle?"

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post
turtle."

The doctor looked puzzled, so the old rancher explained, "You know she
didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't
know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of
dumb ass put her up there to begin with."